I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
oh god the rape fog is back!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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