Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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