another moral hangover. fuck.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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