Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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