How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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