hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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