You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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