Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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