Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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