She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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