Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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