4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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