i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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