When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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