Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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