A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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