I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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