Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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