question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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