So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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