FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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