The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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