So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
