doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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