I heard we made out
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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