1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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