love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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