She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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