Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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