I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
