your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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