there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We left the knife in your bed.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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