Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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