I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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