Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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