you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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