I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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