ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
how drunk are you?
Several
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