I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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