You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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