If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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