Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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