Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ambien. No doubt about it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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