We're facebook friends in real life
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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