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He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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