also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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