you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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