i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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