Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
