If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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