Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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