She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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