I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize