In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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